High Speed Sloth

Linnaeus's Two-toed Sloth

It's a Linnaeus's two-toed sloth! The silly thing about two-toed sloths is that they have three toes. They have two fingers. You'd really think biologists would know the difference. It's like the sperm whale all over again, except somewhat less gross.

Sloths are amazing because they're the only living mammal that looks more realistic in CGI than in real life. The way they move is so laboured, it's like every moment they're wondering if they really want to get to where they're going at all. That or they're stop-motion animated.

It's not a particularly exciting photograph, and it wasn't helped by the fact that the rainforest building's accurate recreation of a rainforest environment steamed up both my glasses and my camera. But who cares. Sloths are cool.